you foolish fool who foolishly looks at foolish porn
I THOUGHT WE HAD A DEAL—
"O-OH MY GOODNESS"
I was told that there was booty in Suzaku.
….These are not the booty I was expecting.
I guess u could say we arrrrrrrrrrrre related—
"Okay you have made you’re point there; I don’t think I’d want to wear that especially when I’m late to class. Somehow I can’t see Nine appreciating you taking his," Harry gave a slight snickering on the image of the blonde wearing Nine’s uniform with Nine yelling in the background, shaking his head.
"Hogwarts," Harry corrected, good-naturedly. "It’s… I don’t know, I think there’s something going on that’s causing all of this but whatever. Nice to meet you Jack, name’s Harry." The wizard held out his hand towards him.
"Nah nah, nini likes it because then he has an actual real reason not to turn up to class! One time he actually did and Taichou looked like he was gonna blow him up! Turns out rocking up to class with no shirt isn’t a good idea. Fun fact for the future!" he beamed, rather proudly at that.
"That sounds way too confusing, I can’t even concentrate on my own stuff most of the time! But it’s nice to meet you! any acquaintance of my family is a-okay in my books!!”
"It’s not that bad. They are certainly worse uniforms out there, though it is… rather over the top, I’ll give you that. It’s a bit complicated to be honest, and I’m not exactly sure where to start explaining."
"Ah, well I’m not. I’m from a placed called England, from Hogwarts School. You’ve probably never heard of it… since it’s not on Orience."
"You should try putting it on in the morning! It’s not the kinda thing you wanna wear if you’re runnin’ late! belts and buckles and mantles! Preetty sure I’ve ran off with Nini’s a few times~” he let out an idle chuckle, fingers running idly through already mussed blonde tresses.
"YUUP You can say that again! I dunno what a hog-war is but it sounds kinda weeeird…
OH! You can call me Jack!”
"Well duhhhh, I wouldn’t wear this dumb thing if I could help it yeah? How do you know the zeroes though! You don’t look like you’re from the Peristylium…”
Most people didn’t have the gall to take a mute girl’s notepad from her, but the fact he did made her smile. It was kind of nice not to be constantly pitied or told that she couldn’t do something just because. Her chin dropped in a nod, mocha-colored gaze lingering on the doodle he’d so graciously added to the page once it was returned.
But she quickly added in a flan of her own, with a bow on its head and big fish-egg lips to boot.
Ｏｋ ｔｈｅｎ Ｊａｃｋ！
Ａｓ ｆａｒ ａｓ ｓｔａｔｕｓ ｇｏｅｓ， Ｉ ｎｅｖｅｒ ｃａｒｅ
ｆｏｒ ａｕｔｈｏｒｉｔｙ ａｎｙｗａｙ．
Ｓｏ ａｓ ｌｏｎｇ ａｓ ｙｏｕ ａｒｅｎ＇ｔ ｍｅａｎ ｔｏ ｍｅ，
Ｉ ｗｏｎ＇ｔ ｂｅ ｒｕｄｅ ｔｏ ｙｏｕ．
Ｓｏｕｎｄ ｌｉｋｅ ａ ｄｅａｌ？
He beamed in response, liking their little doodle as it sat neatly up in the corner of the page. It was cute, really, but so was she! It was nice finding someone who wasn’t up themselves and.. well, mean.
”You bet!! You don’t seem like the kinda person I could be rude to anyway~ OH but.. sometimes I’m just kinda dense so uh.. if I say something like.. super duper dumb just.. y’know, frown a lot. People frown a lot when I say most things so I’ll follow if you do!”
A childlike smile was cast in her general direction as he seemed to give no real attention to the fact she wasn’t speaking, something most people would find a little strange, then again, Jack wasn’t exactly most people so it kind of evened out!
"Though I gotta add, your writing is real neat!"
"No." she chuckled, "I remember how you all weigh by how far back I bend. The other boys have the habit of hanging around like that." she shrugged, she was essentially a human springboard.
"Flexible enough for my boyfriend to stuff me in a cramped closet?"
"Really." Gets a curious thought, "Who’s heavi—"
”You let Jack do what?”
"I DIDN’T STUFF HER IN THERE THT WAS AN ACCIDENT THAT I HAD TO SORT OUT OKAY G O S H !!!!!!!!!!"